Anyway, as Mom showed you last time, I've been ready for days.
Aren't I a handsome pirate? And now, after a lot of muttering about Jessica Rabbit, here is Pirate Princess Buttercup.
Buttercup went with red, to play up those
dangerous beautiful, red eyes of hers. And she thinks her mini-skirt is very sexy. Mom said not to tell her that with her short, little legs, it's actually a maxi-skirt. I wouldn't laugh, either. Those eyes can work for evil, as well as good.
BC says that stupid, noisy bird is a parrot. It keeps saying "as you wish, as you wish". She says she'll get rid of him, if I learn to say that. Ha! Fat chance. And now, we are out of here. Into the closet, and off to Speedy's, hopefully before the rum is all gone. For some reason, the Pirate Princess' bottle is already empty. See you soon, Speedy!