I was just sitting in the sun, minding my own business, which is to say napping. Ssuddenly, I was picked up by this UFO!
I was a little worried at first. I've heard that when aliens abduct someone, they do a lot of probing.
But then I remembered that it's usually veterinarians who do probing, and I didn't smell a vet anywhere.
And, I realized that this UFO felt an awful lot like a quilt, so I decided to continue my nap.
I wonder if all UFO's are this comfortable?