Mom's really falling down on the job. She goes away for a few days, and when she comes back, she can't even figure out what day it is! Jeez! She must have gotten way too rowdy with my Pittsburgh sister.
I wanted her to feel bad about leaving me, so I told her I was so hungry I needed to eat my towel.
I don't think she bought it though, since she knows that my spare sister (the extra one who we have on hand sometimes) always spoils me when Mom and Dad go away.
While she was gone, Mom took pictures of some strange animals. She says that this one from the Pittsburgh Zoo & PPG Aquarium makes her think of me. I wonder why?