Turn About Is Fair Play, Right?

And now, what you've been waiting for all week. It's probably been obvious that I don't know all that much about poetry, so I'm not sure what to call this. A sonnet maybe? Or Dr. Seuss? Anyway, here's Jensen"s contribution.

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             Buttercup

      My Love is like a butterball

          With tiny legs,

          She's not very tall.

     My Love has a tail like a cotton puff

         That she points at me

          When she's in a huff.

     My Love has laser eyes so red,

         Like shining rubies

         That could shoot me dead.

     But underneath that snow-white fur

          Is a heart of gold

          That makes me purr.