I think I was very handsome. And the hay hanging off my backside and stuck in my fur? That was just a snack for later. There aren't any pockets in this fur coat, you know. Now, I have no place to stash my stuff.
Haircuts are exhausting. It takes a lot of work to hold still all that time. Making the wiffling noise is hard work , too. And Mom doesn't realize the effort involved in not biting her.