Recently, I’ve been given several awards by my
blogging friends. Speedy and Rachel
presented me with the Family of Bloggers Award,
which wants you to pass the
award to close blogging friends, and also the Seven Things about Me Award. With this one, I am supposed to tell you seven things about me that you didn’t already know, and then pass it on to seven friends.
Jade and Mickey passed the One Sweet
Blog Award to me, which has some questions to be answered, and then is supposed to
be passed on, also.
I thought I would keep things going along the weird
vein that they have been lately, so here goes.
Seven things about me, Minerva Aphrodite, and about this
Karen person who types for me:
1.
I spent 12 years on a dusty shelf.
Can you imagine what that feels like? Makes me sneeze just thinking about
it. Karen has lived longer in
Massachusetts than in New York, but she still feels like a New Yorker, the Upstate Kind. I don’t know what that
means, because I don’t get off this shelf
much.
2. Karen
says she was an Engineer for a short time before the Oldest was born. Can’t
prove it by me. I am a genetically
engineered monstrosity NOT funny, Karen. As I was saying, I am a painstakingly created, and gorgeous Diva,
part rabbit (the best part), part chinchilla, part pony. . It goes like this:
a. Domain
Eukorya
b. Kingdom
Animalia
c. Phylum
Chordata
d. Class
Mammalia, sub-class Plasticae
e. Order
Lagodentia
f. Family
Leporchillidae
g. Genus
Oryctoquus
h. Species
Cabcunichilla
3. Karen
sleeps in a bed, and snores really loud. I sleep on the shelf, in the bunny
crate, or wherever I get put down. And I don’t get fluffy towels like the
rabbits did, only this old hankie.
4.
Speedy loves Peanuts. I think they
are highly over-rated. Especially Lucy and Peppermint Patty. Karen prefers
Zits. I think that’s gross!
5.
Speedy doesn’t like cold weather.
Karen doesn’t like hot weather. I was made for cold, what with this body shape
and fur, even if most of the fur is plastic.
6.
I can flutter my lashes, but I can’t
blink. Karen’s eyes don’t work much better than mine, but they do shut. I’m a
little jealous of that, but don’t tell her.
7.
Karen has a big scar on her wrist,
from dropping a frosting bowl that her Grandma gave her to lick when she was
little. I have a copyright tattoo on
my, umm…underside.
Well, that’s seven. One
thing that you know for sure now is that Karen is crazy. I, of course, am not.
Now, for the One Sweet
Blog Award.
1. Cookies
or cake? Whatever I can get my plastic, little paws on. Karen likes homemade
chocolate chip cookies, peanut butter cookies, and The Cake. And brownies. Warm
brownies, with vanilla ice cream. And chocolate sauce………Umm, where were we?
Right, OK
2. Chocolate
or vanilla? Chocolate for both of us. Since I’m genetically engineered, I can
have chocolate. Eat your hearts out, bunnies!
3. Favorite
sweet treat? Ice cream, preferably Cherry Moosetracks, from Cherry Hill Ice Cream stand, around the corner for Karen.
I’ll take whatever I can find when I get in here, which is not much
right now. Somebody had better go
shopping soon.
4. When
do you crave sweet things? Pretty much always, for both of us.
5. If
you had a sweet nickname, what would it be? Karen says mine would be Fuzzy
Dustball, or Silly, Useless Piece of Plastic Junk. I don’t think that’s very
nice, and it’s certainly not sweet. I
think Minnie would be good, even though I’m not a mouse. And Karen can be Giant
Human Pain in My Bu----
OK, that’s enough of that! Minnie has been put in the corner for time out. Apparently genetic
engineering doesn’t guarantee good behavior. Thanks to Speedy, Mickey, Rachel
and Jade for thinking of me with these awards. It’s been fun.
Now this is the hard part. We are supposed to pass
the award onto other people. But, most of the people we know have already had
them. So, if you are interested in playing along, let me know, and I’ll pass
the honors on to you.